✨ Isekai IRL: “Truck-Kun’s Blessing” — D&D Campaign Summary ✨ Welcome to ISEKAI IRL: Truck-Kun’s Blessing, a chaotic, hilarious, and dangerously self-aware D&D campaign where your real-life stats determine who you become in a fantasy world after the divine fender-bender of destiny. --- 🚛 Premise You were just living your normal life — maybe scrolling your phone, maybe running late to work — when fate (and a speeding delivery truck) struck you down. Instead of ending, your story begins anew. You awaken in a world of swords, monsters, and magic… but with a catch: Your real-world self determines everything. --- 🎲 The Twist: “You Are Your Character” Stats = You IRL Players roll no stats. Instead, they calculate their Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma based on real-world equivalents. Example: Bench press 200 lbs? STR 16. Terrible sense of direction? WIS 8. Can talk your way out of anything? CHA 18. Still can’t remember your Netflix password? INT 9. Class & Background Your class and background are based on your personality, habits, and hobbies in real life. Gym rat → Barbarian or Monk Theater kid → Bard Overworked barista → Warlock (Coffee Patron) Gamer shut-in → Wizard (of Wi-Fi) Race is Randomized You roll for your new fantasy body when you arrive in the world. Elf? Goblin? Slime? Dragonborn? Truck-Kun decides. --- ⚡ Campaign Tone Genre: Fantasy comedy isekai with moments of dark absurdity. Vibe: A mix of Konosuba, Re:Zero, and D&D 5e chaos. Rating: PG-16 (mild dark humor, existential panic, and bad life choices). Core Themes: Self-awareness vs destiny Can you survive a world built for heroes when you were an accountant? Truck-Kun giveth, and Truck-Kun taketh away. --- 🧭 Gameplay Mechanics Players fill out an IRL stat survey before session 0. “Truck-Kun Modifier”: Each player rolls 1d20 on impact — determines how well (or poorly) they reincarnated. 1–5: You got isekai’d into a frog. 6–10: You woke up naked in a goblin cave. 11–15: You appear in a starter village. 16–19: You wake up in a noble’s bed (awkward). 20: The Goddess herself apologizes for Truck-Kun and grants you a blessing. Leveling up is tied to real-life challenges the players complete between sessions (like exercising, journaling, learning something new, or social challenges). --- 🌍 The World A satirical fantasy realm where the gods are customer service reps for reincarnated souls. The world is filled with other “transported heroes” from different realities — some became legends, others… content creators. --- 💀 Tagline > “You died as yourself. Now try living as yourself — in a world that doesn’t care.”